Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber announced over Twitter today that he has a new girlfriend! Anyone want to take a stab at who it is? (Just don’t look at the picture splattered above).
Apparently, Justin Bieber posted a picture of himself and his apparent “new girlfriend”, Kim Kardashian. Of course, it works for a couple of good laughs and fun times, but it’s not real.
We’re thinking that a couple hundred (maybe thousand?) fan girls gripped their seats on reading about Bieber’s new girl, too. We’re hoping that Bieber’s plethora of fan girls aren’t all that violent – a previous article of ours had them literally wanting to bite each others’ heads off to prove that they’re worthy of Justin Bieber girlfriend fame.
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